Poor men.
They spend their entire adolescence and young adulthood doing everything they can to get laid -- they learn to play the guitar, find a good job, buy nice clothes, use deodorant -- all in the effort to get a girl to go to bed with them. Then one day they fall in love with a seemingly sane woman and get married. And the next thing they know, the crazy bitch is waving a pee-stick in their face screaming "I'm ovulating, we have to have sex everyday for the next five days!"
Bet they never saw that one coming!
(No pun intended)
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